Today we were having a discussion about fizzy drinks vs. diet fizzy drinks and the cigarettes vs. marijuana. On the coke vs. diet we came to 2 conclusions. 1. Zero is better for you 2. Either way your going to die so do it. And it’s true, what doesn’t kill you these days? Not enough sleep can kill you. Too much sleep can kill you. Cars can kill you. Not driving and walking can kill you. Ants can kill you. Sex can kill you, and with some people, cough Tiger cough Woods cough, it already does. And on this day when the cure for, I think, Typhus has been found I have something to ask. What doesn’t kill us these days? Drinking, smoking, eating, sex, drugs, pollution, terrorism, global warming, driving, crying, sleeping, all can kill us. My solution? It’s going to kill us anyway so do whatever you want. Smoke weed while doing handstands. Drink a Car Bomba di Italia while skydiving. Drive your car off a cliff while having sex. Drown yourself in vegetables while singing “We Are The World”. Whatever floats your boat do it. Because everything is going to kill us eventually apparently, so why not? In fact I’m going to go through a car wash with the windows down with an electric eel. And if it doesn’t kill you follow the old proverb “what doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger”. Have a good life people, the way things are going you don’t know how long it’ll last.